mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

maggot-brain666:

The amount of satisfaction when I seen this scene.